From the Mouth of Babes... Part II

Scene: a captive audience in the family car

P: Actually, I'm going to open a restaurant called Unicorn Rainbow Valley restaurant. After you eat you get to go see and ride the unicorns.
Dad: Can I eat a unicorn burger there?
P: No
G: She had to kill one and it has pink rainbow icing.

Conclusion: That name is never going to fit on all of our merch.


Scene: In the car

Grace: My friend sleeps at a restaurant.

Conclusion: Find a new daycare


Scene: Potentially still in the car (we get a lot of good material this way as you can see!)

P: Mom, do you know what horses hair smells like?
Mom: No, what?
P: Broccoli

Conclusion: another 'L' in loss column for broccoli


Scene: Grandma & Grandpa's house

P: Grandpa can never go back to work, he's untired.

Conclusion: Part of this statement is true.


Scene: Mom's birthday last month

Dad: How young is mommy today?
P: Twenty nineteen
Mom: Can you even count that high?
P: No

Conclusion: I'm even older than I thought.


Scene: In the car on the way home from school on a sunny day.

Mom: what was your favorite thing at school today?
P: Playing outside with the boys.
Mom: (said hopefully) What did you play soccer?
G: No, we played fight but I didn't hurt anybody.

Conclusion: Start weight and resistance training so fights at school with the boys are more easily won.

Scene: In the car, yet again. It's so much harder for them to run away from the conversations when they are strapped into their car seats via a 5 point harness system.

G: We cuddled up with the boys today (outside)
Mom: How did you do that?
G: We put our heads together and our arms around each other
Mom: You mean huddle up?
G: No, cuddle up.

Conclusion: Crisis averted, chastity belt ordered on Amazon.